This new tobacco smoking product comes at a time when “vapor” smokeless nicotine has become popular among young adults. The “healthy” cigarettes filled with antioxidants are aimed at luring those vapor smokers back to flavor country. New flavors include Bubblicious, Mountain Green Fresh, and Piña Colada. These new flavors will cost 25 percent more but they claim to provide many antioxidants, omega-3 fatty acids, 250 percent of B-12, and 65 percent calcium of your daily allowance.
The tobacco company claims 4 out of 5 doctors recommend Vitarettes. Gwenyth McCarthy, a 45-year-old homemaker, claims the vitamin-infused cigarettes cured her lung cancer in only three months. “Camel gave me cancer and Marlboro took it away. God bless Phillip Morris.” Reynolds bolstered the claim of their cigarettes curing cancer, saying, “It’s a shame kids won’t be able to intake the nutritional value of our Vitarettes. Kids hate broccoli but history has shown they love the refreshing taste of a Marlboro. Tell your congressman that vitamin cigarettes should be allowed for children. For those over eighteen years of age, you can buy our health sticks wherever traditional cigarettes are sold.
