The Craziest Stuff People Tried To Sneak Onto US Flights This Year

 WWII Blasting Machine, Atlanta, GA:

Spear gun, Las Vegas, NV:

Hairbrush dagger, Fairbanks, AK:

 Scooby Doo razor blades, Newport News, VA:

Knife taped to carry-on bag, Pheonix, AZ:

Lipstick knife, Detroit, MI:

Knife in phone case, Tampa, FL:

Saw in bible, Orlando, FL:

Knife in enchilada, Santa Rosa, CA:

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3 pounds of cocaine inside meat, San Jose, CA:

Marijuana and marijuana paraphernelia in various types of peanut butter jars, Denver, CO (left) and Sacramento, CA (right):

A plastic bag containing 67 pills hidden inside of a hollowed out textbook:

81 pounds of marijuana, Oakland, CA:

92 pounds of marijuana, Phoenix, AZ:

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The Dumbest Things Said

• An Albuquerque (ABQ) passenger stated the following to a gate agent: “I have explosives in my pocket. We all have bombs. I have cyanide in my wallet.” He didn’t have explosives or cyanide.
• A Rochester (ROC) passenger approached a ticket counter to check in and stated to the ticket agent that he had a bomb in his bag. He didn’t have a bomb in his bag.
• After alarming the explosives trace detection machine at Midway (MDW), a traveller stated that she “wouldn’t mind blowing this whole place up.”
• After realising his flight had departed with his checked baggage onboard, a Miami (MIA) passenger asked a gate agent: “What if I had a bomb in my bag?”
• During a bag search at the New York Kennedy airport (JFK), a passenger stated: “Why you looking in my bag? There’s a bomb in there.” There was no bomb in his bag.

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