Friday, July 31, 2015

Uber Is Recruiting Old People As Chauffeur



















Uber is partnering with “Life Reimagined,” a non-profit wing of the AARP, to lure the US’ most aged citizens into becoming chauffeurs. Apparently, the manifestation of late capitalism in app form is not contented with its current cache of drivers and is thirsty for the labour of olds looking for something to do.

Uber will graciously provide a $US35 bonus, “equivalent to a full tank of gas in many cities,” after our grandparents successfully deliver 10 people to their destinations.

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